Undeniable Unique Self Titled Piece Of Art

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

earrie:

im suing my parents for making my face look like this

castiel-aint-noise-pollution:

bitch-we-might-be:

squldward:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

All in under twelve hours.

did you just give me a fucking sims tutorial

Maybe this is a life tutorial as well.

misterpornographic:

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

me too

tale-wind:

merasmus:

im so scared of being an adult ill probably call my mom every 10 seconds asking questions like “WHATS A TAX??? HOW OFTEN SHOULD I BUY GROCERIES????? HOW COME EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE?????”

#maybe if they would tEACH THIS STUFF IN SCHOOL #INSTEAD OF HOW TO DO GEOMETRIC PROOFS #HMMMMMMMM?

^^^^^

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

artistvspoet:

if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me