nicoosuxx: Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
How NORMAL people run during P.E.
How weird people run during P.E. The people who can’t keep up in P.E. How I run in p.e
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starvation in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: lol how do I spell house?
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: whatever happened to drake bell? nevermind
shout out to all the directioners who fell of...
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: The only thing worse than crocs are these
kirakirahanabi: hello-minji: omgyes YES OMFG GOOD JOB
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Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the...
When my favorite character dies
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