jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

(via askinnyblackman)

artistvspoet:

if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me

(Source: addictings, via peanutbutterandjann)

tonynsteve:

ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:

squidkneee:

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

Probably still on the internet

but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet

(via single-digits-only)

ehehehelokid:

canni8al:

listen here cumslut, nice legs daisy dukes make the ridiculously photogenic peasants gangnam style away from actual scalene triangle shia labeouf as cole sprouse performs a sociology snapback so dope and the ikea monkey watches from the window and we didn’t catch kony but you tried to save the ecce homo painting by restoring it with twinkies as the world ended, god bless you (with equius) #2terms

did i just re-live 2012

(via thatblue-jeep)

justcuzimsmarterthanyou:

what I did this year is

WHAT I DID THIS YEAR IS

WHAT I DID THIS YEAR IS

(Source: feferilicious, via single-digits-only)

my childhood. Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!